Half asleep, coffee in one hand, remote in the other and my laptop teetering precariously on my knees as I settle in for my morning routine (well, now you know.) "If only Anderson Cooper were on CNN in the morning" I think to myself for the one millionth time, waiting for my Yahoo reader to load.
"Daily Blog Check" tab shows a metropolitan ex~housewife has dyed her hair red again, men in Paris are wearing long scarves, Seth Aaron Henderson is coming to RI, Hollister Hovey made the pages of ELLE Decoration UK (congrats!), and The Trad is asking about sweaters....I click.

The sweaters, I concur, are hideous. But what about that lovely pair of red velvet shoes? I'm certain he snapped this photo just for me! Could they still be there? Where exactly is he shopping? I read on.
The Arthritis Thrift Shop
1383 3rd Ave
between 78 & 79th
I giggle...The Trad at The Arthritis Foundation...must be the cold weather...I laugh out loud. The twinge in my right knee reminds me I'm not that far behind.
I Google TATS and find a phone number. I call the number. A nice guy answers the phone and actually goes looking through the store for the shoes (who says New Yorkers aren't friendly?!) The painting (which is $750) he finds...the shoes he does not. I thank him profusely and hang up the phone.
I can practically hear my knee laughing at me, saying "That's what you get!"....
Congrats to whoever beat me to them, let me know if they don't fit....
(photo credit: The Trad)